(TheConservativeNews.org) – On Thursday, Senator Kennedy took to the stage to tell the audience about the unvarnished, unadorned truth. He used the classical wit that he is known for without mincing words.
Without truth, “we cannot have order, we cannot survive as human beings, we cannot thrive as human beings.” One of these truths is that we need new conspiracy theories… because the old ones came true. And ain’t that the truth.
Senator Kennedy went on to slam the democrats saying that he often :wonders how some people in Washington, D.C. actually make it through the birth canal. Americans do not deserve to be governed by deeply weird, nauseously woke people who hate George Washington, Dr Seuss, and Mr. Potato Head. The truth is that when Republicans were in charge, it made our country better and it made our minds better. the economy was deregulated, we put criminals in jail and we confirmed 234 conservative federal judges and 3 new members of the SCOTUS. We strengthened our military and stood up to Russia and China. We can do it again. The Biden administration —– sucks.”
Senator Kennedy described more truths without skipping a beat. “You can measure it anyway you want– economy, covid, cancel culture, treating parents like domestic terrorists, Afghanistan, our energy independence. President Biden has been spectacularly awful. If you put him in charge of the Sahara Desert, he would run out of sand. If the aliens landed in DC tomorrow and said, ‘take me to your leader,’ it would be embarrassing. The truth is if you worked hard and earned most of it, you should be able to keep it. Congress is in deficits because it spends too much. The truth is that all life is precious. All life. Democrats celebrate abortion. The Republican Party is the party of parents because we understand that if we stop loving children, they will stop loving themselves. The truth is that we should have an election day – not an election month.”
Senator Kennedy had some big words for those who don’t stand for the National Anthem. “The truth is that Arlington National Cemetery has over 400,000 deceased souls and that is why you should stand your ass up for the National Anthem. Those who disapprove of me can stick that up their backside. The truth is that our future can be better than our present or our past. We gotta stop regretting yesterday and start creating more. No one is coming to save us but ourselves. Most countries die from suicide, not murder. If we want to keep America, we have to fight for her. The Washington elites, they make think we are not real people. But are real people and we need to get real mad.”